Why are you anonymous?
Some local Surrey Not Lib Dem activists are cowardly bullies. If I identified myself, my home, family and place of work would be targeted for abuse, both cyber and physical. Being the sort of person I am, I would track them down and punch their lights out. Then I’d end up doing bird, so they’d win.
Why don’t you let us contact you by email?
To be sure, to be sure.
I think you’re Mike Chambers
This is a free country and you can think what you like. Besides, it suits me that people might think that. He’s in enough s**t as it is, so a bit more won’t do him any harm.
You’re a Labour supporter and voter. So why run a blog that can only help the Tories?
No, I’m Mike Chambers, Conservative Campaigner for Onslow.
I think you are Dennis Paul
No, I am not possessed of a delusion that Robbie Burns was a poet. Also, I’ve never worn a kilt.
I think you are Anne Milton
You need your eyes tested. I’ve never looked like Julian Clary.
Why are your blogs rubbish?
It takes a lot of effort to make them look this bad. I’ve got to convince the Not Lib Dems that I’m a soft touch.
Why don’t you like Sue Doughty?
I’ve never forgiven her for coming up behind me in a local supermarket and making me jump. And she’s a Liberal Democrat. Pretty damning, really.
Is it true there will be a pact between Labour and the Tories in Surrey to "do for" the Liberal Democrats from now on?
No. It’s business as usual, but a few of us from each side see the Lib Dems as the common enemy, so there will be unofficial, mutual support. We are renegades.
